Which Nigerian Spammer are you?

In Allerlei

You are Musa Ibrahim.  YOU ARE AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORP. YOU WISH TO REMIT $21 MILLION TO MY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING.  YOU ENJOY BICYCLING AND TYPING IN ALL-CAPS.

ENDLICH, DAS WOLLTE ICH JA SCHON IMMER WISSEN. ABER WAS HEISST “YOU ENJOY TYPING IN ALL-CAPS”?

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